April 30, 2008
Where’s Danica?
We would never promise to tell you where Danica will be at any given time. But here’s a head’s up on the next three days — she’ll be all over New York City (hence being broadcast and cablecast to most of the known American universe) promoting her new book. As the site of the unauthorized biography on Danica we are perplexed. There’s value in a person’s own story and there’s value to the “as seen through the eyes of another” approach. The former has more intimate details, quite obviously, and the latter has, well, fewer inhibitions about telling the truth as it is best understood. (The truth is, for instance, the author, whom I happen to know intimately, is green with envy that Danica will be the toast of a great and exciting town for the next three days.) In service to this pressing question of which approach has more value (touring New York clearly wins versus staying at home to blog) we would like to present the following Top Ten. Feel free to forward it to Danica’s team co-owner, David Letterman, or the bald guy to his right who leads the band but is no relation to our author — or the other team owner — despite appearances. TOP TEN TRUTHS ABOUT DANICA LEARNED EN ROUTE TO WRITING HER UNAUTHORIZED BIOGRAPHY
10. Adolesence in England was a mixed bag, not necessarily an onerous existence for a teenage girl. Danica initially lived at the home of friends of the well-heeled Mecom family of Texas, which along with Ford and her own family helped fund her Formula Vauxhall and Formula Ford years. There was dating, albeit European style, which meant socializing in groups.
9. Extra! Extra! There was at least one rumored young love affair with a driver currently quite successful in sports car endurance racing.
8. There are a thousand and one stories about how Bobby Rahal first got interested in Danica and her driving. Most of them have a self-serving angle of one type or another. We stand by the story from seven-time Indy 500 competitor Lyn St. James. While in England for the Goodwood Festival, St. James talked with Rahal and found out he had not yet seen Danica drive and encouraged him to do so. As Jaguar’s F-1 racing director Bobby was obviously aware of what was happening in Formula Ford given that it was the best source of up-and-coming talent such as Britain’s Anthony Davidson and Australian James Courtney. He may have already had plans to check out the young American driver, but certainly got encouragement from St. James.
7. Extra! Extra! We are honestly unclear which came first: the Argent Mortgage sponsorship of Rahal’s team or the affair between the team owner and an attractive female marketing executive at Argent. In fairness to all, the sponsorship has worked out great!
6. Back to the track. Danica is perhaps more reminiscent of drivers like A.J. Foyt and Dale Earnhardt than 90 out of 100 professionals currently working behind the wheel. How so? When Danica gets hacked off, she can channel the anger into heightened awareness that makes her a better driver. And, even when she causes the problem, e.g. the accident under caution at Indy last year, she gets hacked off and steps up her game instead of agonizing over her own mistake. Trust us, this is a rare and extremely valuable commodity in big league racing, despite all the egos on parade. And, it’s not just ego when you pass Dan Wheldon in Turn One at Indy for the lead with 11 laps to go.
5. Road racing is a very iffy career (i.e. F-1) as is NASCAR for Danica due to her build. She’s not much shorter than Mario Andretti or that much smaller than Dave Marcis. But Danica has narrow shoulders and relatively short arms. No matter how much training and driving she does, the leverage needed through body architecture and muscle mass may be a problem if she hopes to win on road circuits due to heavier steering versus high-speed ovals. Danica, who is already very strong and in peak condition, was a great road racer in karting and finished second in the 2000 Formula Ford Festival. So the driving part is not really the issue. We’ll see how things develop on road courses this year in the IRL (the real ones, not street circuits.)
4. Extra! Extra! The Israeli Air Force prefers women pilots because they handle g-forces better than men according to extensive testing results. High-speed oval racing such as in the IRL generates a lot of g-force, needless to say.
3. The Indy Racing League may indeed have been irrelevant before Danica Mania. If the series is built around the Indy 500, and if the Indy 500 faltered as the place where American heroes were created, then the IRL was indeed irrelevant until Danica restored the metaphoric lifeblood to the Brickyard’s tradition in May.
2. Nothing will motivate Danica this year at Indy like the phrase, “the woman who finished fourth at Indy last year.” Being celebrated for not winning is a slap to her ironclad driver’s ego — and highly motivating.
1. Danica declared as a young girl to many people she met during her early days in karting, “I’m going to win the Indy 500!” We wonder if this will make her biography — if only because it’s a little unbelievable and a little too precious, but true… .
BLOGSNORT He’s got a lot of facts out of kilter, but some of the fundamentals are in place when Robert Weintraub dances on the head of the IRL for having made the 500 irrelevant. These CART fans never seem to point out, however, that Nigel Mania from the pre-IRL days didn’t equal Danica Mania. Also, if CART teams were still running things at Indy, Danica would have never gotten a shot at a front-line ride. And finally, these same CART team owners ran off Jeff Gordon and Tony Stewart, so who was really at fault that Indy fell out of favor as a result of NASCAR’s rise? Danica loves it when people make excuses for her . It’s a typical driver’s ego thing. (See Roush Racing and Kurt Busch; they broke up when Jack decided to stop making excuses for Kurt, the final kiss of death.) Ford executives probably picked up on this aspect of Danica. Hence the quotes in Dan Carney’s excellent piece on the early years in Formula Ford. There was still a chance to keep Danica in the Ford family at the time. (Oops, there goes another one. See Jeff Gordon and Kasey Kahne… .) We promised not to locate Danica’s whereabouts daily. Leave it to the IRL to do that.
TODAY’S TRIVIA QUIZ Danica finished second in the Formula Ford Festival at Brands Hatch in 2000. Who finished first?


